Anonymous asked: 'Because the notes for which they are noted are not noted for being musical notes'

Exactly, Anon, exactly. 

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Anonymous asked: Less is more huh?

Unless of course, more is more. Why is a raven like a writing desk?

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And the winner is… poorly dressed

And the winner is… poorly dressed

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Anonymous asked: well I hope you're happy with your new life as non-tumblerer... don't worry about all those who had been relying on you for some humour and irony to brighten up the mundane world. we'll find something else. like drugs and alcohol...

Um… I’m seriously hoping this is an unfunny joke. Actually I update my other tumblrs regularly, just whilst Muse are in the studio I’m not updating due to a lack of material. Maybe you should look into a straight edge lifestyle, Anon? 

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Anonymous asked: So I got through all of your blog and have to say it's been a very entertaining obsession. My favourites are probably the badly dressed manequin, the thermostat conundrum and the MB making everyone seem normal since 1978. Keep up the good work!

Thanks Anon! Don’t forget that the rest of you can still check out the archive for more lols. wtfismattbellamywearing.tumblr.com/archive

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Anonymous asked: My fave fan FB page comment - 'my favourite moose song is Neutron Star Collision' - and they could spell Neutron...!!

Moose? I prefer Caribou. *hipster glasses*

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Anonymous asked: Thank you sooo much for that mad post - it made me cry with laughter - preferred the windmill move! Enjoy your hiatus - you've earned it!

Thanks Anon, it is utterly widiculous. 

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Anonymous asked: This is pretty funny .why am i here?

Well, when a Mummy Anon and a Daddy Anon love each other very much…

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Anonymous asked: what are you writing?? please can i read?

I was writing a loose fan fic which was a story based on the music and themes of Muse but recently life has got in the way. The prologue is here eurasiacorporation.tumblr.com/

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Anonymous asked: DS pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeas!

Please, please, please, let me, let me, let me understand what you’re talking about this time…

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Anonymous asked: Hey, when are we getting the net updat? No pressure but there might soon be riots. I mean I'm gonna smash my wireless mouse against the wall if I don't get my dose real SOON!

Hey, no repeats of London 2011 please. Updates are few and far between lately as Mr Bellamy is in hiding to stop me ridiculing him. Don’t smash your mouse, Anon, how will you Tumbl?

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Cheap Jokes

…until Muse return from the dark depths of the studio. Which means that updates will continue to be infrequent, but the WTF-ery will return soon. 

Until then, I’ll just leave this atrocity here. 

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the-c0nsequence asked: I forgot how much I love you DS :D

Well I can’t be horribly sarcastic to that now, can I? :D

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Anonymous asked: Are you ever going to write chapter 1???

Yes, Anon, unfortunately life keeps getting in the way, but every night I think about it before I sleep. Making it perfect.

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caffediansia asked: best-dressed Matt: absolution tour earls court. hands down.

Agree: I was there and it was just amazing, although I do wonder if he got exceptionally hot in that coat. 

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